C'mon, I can't be the only one who names their instruments.
I call my Spector, Mr. Snipes, in honor of it being almost as black as Wesley. (Black hardware, black strings, black/grey finish)
My old Ibanez was Mr. Chub A Lub because it weighed a shoulder-killing 14 lbs. My even older Yamaha was Leper because I couldn't keep a **** knob on it to save my life.
How about you guys?